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Work Online, Make A Million Dollars Overnight In Your Pajamas

So if you want to work online and make a lot of money it really is quite simple.  There really arent a lot of rules you need to follow.  All you need to do is pay attention to the gurus and you will be eating hundred dollar bills for breakfast in no time at all.

The first thing you want to do is buy the top ten make a million dollar products that the gurus are promoting.  After all they have pictures of money, beaches, airplanes, fast cars, boats, mansions on their advertisements.  It all has to be true because they say so.  They also tell you that you can make the money with little or no effort.  One touch marketing, single click millions, are just a few names by which these are being called.

So you need to buy the top ten products and all the upsells that come with them.  At this point you have probably spent about 1500 bucks but by Monday it wont really matter because you will be a millionaire.  So getting set up will only take a few minutes so lets get real and say it takes about one hour per product.  So you work your butt off for ten hours and get everything done that was asked of you.  Now just shut down your computer and do what comes next.

Well now that you officially work online and by Monday you are going to be rich you may as well go out and get some shopping done.  After all if you are going to work online and be a guru then you best not waste any time and start living the life of a guru.

I would suggest you get some fancy new clothes then head on over to your nearest auto dealership and buy the car of your dreams.  Once you have done this you will need a place to park your new car and call home.  After all you are a guru now and its time to start living the life style.  You know that once you look into your bank account on Monday you will have millions from your efforts of working online.

So really you are done now.  You have put in the effort, you are now a guru and the only thing now is going to your bank on Monday morning to pay for the things you bought over the weekend,  Congratulations you are no rich and all because you work online.

Well of course by now you have figured out that this article really was meant to be a joke.  Unfortunately short of buying all the luxuries many gurus do have millions of people on a yearly basis believeing they will be millionaires by the end of a weekend.

If you really do want to build your online business then there really are great ways to do it.  At some point when you are serious there really are great teachers and great programs that you need to get involved with.  When you decide then its time to get into affiliate marketing.

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This article is hilarious! Brilliant too! Job well done. You definitely will succeed. Hope you have fun while you do it. Enjoy!

  about 8 years ago
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