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Funny Blogs By Dads
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Funny Blogs By Dads

Well, you've been waiting for it and here it is…a funny blog by a dad. I hope you enjoy and if you don’t, remember, I’m a guy and we have selective hearing…and reading.

So what would a funny blog written by a dad include? Here’s my two cents…absolutely everything!

1. I could make spousal comments: don’t worry, she won’t read this so no fear of me getting in trouble…and I would always be right. Want to know what life is like on the male side of a marriage? There are a few stories that could be told but, truly, that should be an article in itself.

2. Children, the prime target: what parent doesn't have a few juicy tidbits that should make their way to a wedding ceremony? And we usually have the pictures to go with these stories so everyone knows it really happened. Now, tell that from a dad’s perspective and the truth is only limited by the imagination.

3. Chores, the Saturday nemesis: whether by list or by mouth it seems that Saturday has become the only day that things must be done. But not by yours truly. Here’s my schedule:

  • Monday – recover from the past weekend
  • Tuesday – is the new weekday off
  • Wednesday – begin the “excuse list” for the coming weekend
  • Thursday – work on the injury or malady that will be used for the weekend
  • Friday – distract her…take her out
  • Saturday – reminder her how wonderful Friday was
  • Sunday – day of rest because thinking on how not to do work is harder than doing the work itself

4. In-laws for target practice: you cannot have a funny blog, especially written by a dad, without taking pot shots at the in-laws; after all, what other purpose do they serve? You already know how crazy your own family is so no need to waste valuable white paper on describing their foibles. In-laws bring a whole new meaning to the phrase, “let’s pretend we’re not home”.

5. Pets, poop, and vets: while it’s always nice to have a cat or a dog, or one or two, or three or four but…why do the dads have to do the brushing off, the cleaning up, the driving to, and then still show some affection for the darn things? What did I have kids for?

So after all this I think it is possible that dads would have tons of funny things to blog about. I could expand on each of these, depending on who’s in my bad books this week. We bring a unique perspective and, dare I say, a certain bluntness and, therefore, truth to the realities of married life, the joys of fatherhood, and those pesky felines and canines.

Got any ideas for other funny dad stories I could add? Please note that they will always be slanted to make us guys look good and sound like geniuses…ah, the truth!

Thanks for reading.

Street Talk

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