Hello, my name is Bount and I'm a master of gifts. This article is about receiving gifts or giving gifts, but I've realized that it's better to give. For those of you out there that cannot pick out a decent gift to save your life, rejoice for you have found this article. Upon reading this article you may never have to worry about picking out a gift for your loved one ever again, because I am the master. When you come in contact with a master, you are all set. Now before I carry on I would just like to thank you for taking the time to read my article. It means a lot to me.

Now I know getting gifts can be hard. Sometimes it can take hours. Sometimes you may drift store to store for hours with nothing to show for, or at the end of it all you leave empty handed. Maybe you don't leave empty handed. Maybe you leave with something, but that something may be nothing in your eyes, could have been something you settled on. I don't want you to settle. No one should have to settle. Let me help you a little.

I met a girl named Stacy at the bar.(Completely irrelevant) but anyways we can do this the easy way or the hardway I prefer the hardaway so you can call me Anfernee (Get it? Anfernee Hardaway? I'm a genius). But no no, all foolishness aside i'm going to help you. But you have to let me first. I'm trying to get all up in there. So before we begin, i'd like to ask you do you love your significant other? (YES!) Do you appreciate your significant other? (YES!) Are you committed to your significant other? (YES!) Do you want to give to your significant other? (YES!) Maybe show your significant other the essence of which you want to give in a physical form other than sex? (I bet you do). Or maybe you feel this way for yourself.

If this is the case, please read on my friends. Now if you are still reading this that must really mean you are interested in finding a decent gift for your significant other or yourself whether it be sporadic or consistent. If this is this case how come you haven't yet? Maybe you suck? Maybe you aren't trying hard enough? Maybe you don't really care as much as you say you do? Maybe the items in the stores suck? Maybe your lazy? Maybe you don't want to leave your house? For the most part, it's none of these things. (For most people that is) in the slight chance that it is one of these things, or all of these things. That DOES NOT matter, I repeat DOES NOT matter. None of this matter because after reading this and following the instructions I leave at the bottom you can SUCK, PUT MINIMAL EFFORT, NOT CARE, DISREGARD THE ITEMS, BE LAZY, AND NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE and you will be able to deliver decent quality gifts to your significant other that'll put a smile on their face and yours too.

Anyways if you are ready to stop stressing and start delivering, and have managed to read this article up to this point I believe you are ready.

Thank you for reading this now let me help you with your needs.