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What Men Say And What Women Need To Know
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What Men Say And What Women Need to Know

I am so sick of bookstores saturation of relationship, self-help garbage books written by people who've been married a gazillion times with children stretched across the globe. Yet these shysters are multi-millionaires telling sad stories re-victimizing those gullible enough to read their pathos.

So when my editor sent me into the wild to inquire what men really mean when they open their mouths to utter sound I was quite relieved for the opportunity to get to hear what they actually had to say.

My methodology for attaining this very raw data comprises of seven men aka my male panel, ages 19-48. Some presently in college; some have their undergraduate and post graduate degrees. I have been to the man cave and survived.

This is what men mean:

Guy says: I look forward get together with you.

Guy means: Determining if we would be good together.

Guy says: I like you.

Guy means: I want to sleep with you ASAP.

Guy says: It’s complicated.

Guy means: Don’t be delusional. We do not have a relationship.

Guy says: I’ll call you later.

Guy means: I’m not calling.

Guy says: I’m in a meeting.

Guy means: Get a life. I am not interested.

Guy says: Saying. “Yes baby” to everything you say.

Guy means: I’m only agreeing with you because I want you badly and will say anything to get it…yes even lie straight to your face, eyeball-to-eyeball.

Guy says: Your friend Crystal is pretty cool.

Guy means: I want a threesome with you and Crystal.

Guy says: Your mom is beautiful.

Guy means: Your mom is a MILF. This does not need translation.

Guy says: Baby, is everything ok?

Guy means: I already know you’re on your period.

Guy says: Ok, so you smoke pot religiously and on Prozac, really?

Guy means: The more f*cked up you are the more you have to give it up.

Guy says: Let's go to the movies.

Guy means: Let's go see horror/action/sci-fi...not a chick flick.

Guy says: I need some space.

Guy means: I want to explore the wilderness and expand my f*ck buddy entourage.

Guy says: I promise to be a better man.

Guy means: I am only saying that because you caught me. It was time stamp and on camera. Your recognizance mission was valid. You were not paranoid this time.

Guy says: I love you baby.

Guy means: I really do love you.

Guy says: I want to be a father someday.

Guy means: Our kids would be great.

Guy says: I want to get married.

Guy means: I am only telling you that because I want to grow old with you…for real.

Pay close attention to each and every syllable that falls from men's lips. They say what they mean and mean what they say. Now their behavior is another story.


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Thank you Eva! :-)

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Thanks Connie. Happy to provide insight. ;-)

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Very interesting article Melissa...

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