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Dorks and Porks

Right now you are probably thinking " Oh no! here is another one of those ridiculous articles!" Well, your right ! Hahahahaaa!. These are the kinds of things i get off to when it comes to creative writing, its not senseless but very random topics. They are so random they tend to turn the mood awkward when I'm having a friend read them right in front of me. Understanding the situation is what really helps me move passed these situations. For example when a socially deprived soul comes into a friendly conversation with an off subject comment. What do you do? I get these things when they are happening and like "Superman" I'm there to save them! Well for the most part.

A lot of douche bags can't see passed the nerdy glasses or the bad hair cut they probably got from a blind old man. It's not their faults that all they did their whole lives was play video games and watch porn. These are the kids that tend to grow up and make money designing computer programs for NASA. We all just sit and watch them try to spark up a conversation with way to much effort and offer no assistants to save any pride they might still need for later. It's a sad world for these Dorks to try and be social so they just sit at home and choose to do nothing because people like you choose to leave them out of the loop. This is where Change is needed!

Who knows this kid could decide to blow up everyone but you because you helped him out that "ONE DAY". He is smart enough to make a bomb and you aren't. Maybe if Russia or China does decide to send their enormous army that "Dork" will give you some assistance in saving your ass. So how about saving him the next time he is at loss of words when a girl asks him a question. Isn't it bad enough that they have to suffer being a virgin way longer than grade school allows you to stay in. It's an unjust reality for these poor guys , even "gals".

This is why i have made it my official duty to offer a helping word when it comes to these immature comments of World of Warcraft in a too cool for school conversation. Join me in this "Saving a Dork , Helping a Pork" movement..All they really need is to feel accepted and eventually they will catch on. They mean no harm so why should you?


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