If you are here, I know you have to be just as confused and flushed by the idea presented in the title. I have to tell you, this is no joke. Sega has actually invented a game within urinals all based on urination. When I first saw this I truly thought it must be some sort of potty training system. To my surprise, this game has hardly anything to do with children.

If you’re in the market for one of these contraptions, let me be the first to tell you it will run you around $1,800 and you will only find one in Japan. These games have been installed into Japan’s public male restrooms. Equipped with 4 mini-games, using the bathroom has apparently never been so much fun! Unfortunately, only guys can play this game. Sorry girls, this game isn’t for you!

However with games like, The North Wind and Her, I highly doubt that girls would be interested in any of the mini-games associated with this system. The North Wind and Her is a mini game where the goal is to pee as hard as you can to cause the wind to blow equally as hard. So what does this have to do with “her”? Well the wind blows her skirt up. Quite the male targeted game if I don’t say so myself. Honestly, this is a real game! I can’t make this stuff up!

There are 3 other mini-games, Mannekin Pis, Graffiti Eraser and Milk from the Nose. In the game Milk from the Nose, you actually have the ability to insert your own flashdrive into the game so that you may save your high score and flaunt it to your friends. Just be sure that you wash your hands and disinfect that flash drive before you go flaunting it for our sake!

Perhaps what confuses me the most about the idea of this is the chance for play multiple games. I am a woman and maybe I’m missing something, but I can’t imagine having a good amount to work with if you know what I mean. What if you wanted to play another game immediately? Would you just run out and drink yourself to death to be sure you have enough stocked up for the battle round? Hah! It just blows my mind honestly. I’m assuming that the high scores are displayed in the pubs and bars around happy hour for all to see.

What drove Sega to create this? Perhaps if this idea truly does take off, Sega will incorporate a similar game with child friendly games to help potty train. Then again, we may not want that. Think about it, parents have a hard enough time trying to get kids out from in front of the TV and away from the computer. Would parents than have to designate time spent in the bathroom?