Lets just say you wanted to plan a romantic evening with your boyfriend/girlfriend, you had candles at the table ready and you had on nice clothes just ready for the night..BUT...you don't know how to cook. Don't be embarrassed if you cannot cook because I can't cook either. That's why man invented a lovely thing called canned food and hungry man dinners. You simply pop it into the microwave and turn it every two minutes to make it cook evenly on all sides. Hehe this is coming from a professional.

Please heat up the spaghetti in a can, definitely the turkey carving microwavable and some chef Boyardee lasagna.

Once you heat it up you simply decorate it on the plate as if you cooked it. Once your date is at the house, you pull out her chair. She will ask you "Did you really cook this" HAHA and you simply answer "yes". It's not like you are lying. YOU REALLY DID COOK IT!! You put in the time and effort to flip the food every two minutes to get it to cook right. Cooking is basically another word for saying "heating up something" So if you heat it up you cooked it.

If you think canned food might be a little cheap, and you really want to impress your girlfriend then buy at least five hungry man dinners and heat them up. You have your turkey and you have mashed potatoes, they serve fancy food. Just decorate on the plate like you actually cooked it.

If you don't want to do a hungry man dinner then you can easily get a Marie Calendar lasagna for 5.00$ at your local grocery store. Takes about a good hour to cook in the stove. Ya see you are getting the hang of "cooking" haha. If she says "Mmm this taste really good. How did you make this?" Then you simply reply back like "It's an old family recipe" You are not lying to your girlfriend because I'm pretty sure you mom used to heat up a lot of canned food and hungry man dinners. So if your mom or dad used to heat this stuff up, and you learned by example then you are not lying when you tell her that it is an old family recipe.

So remember if you can't cook then buy canned food, hungry man dinners, and some Marie Calendars. Not only do they taste good but it saves you a lot of money because canned goods are only like .89 cent, hungry man dinners are like 2.00$ and Marie Calendars and 5.00$ depending on what you get. HAHA hope you boyfriend/girlfriend enjoy your cooking.