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Witty Expressions! Light Reading
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Witty Expressions! Light Reading

As you must know by now, when the weekend approaches I get a little flamboyant, and let my guard down just enough to bring a smile. There is no greater joy than when one turns silly, and do not mind showing it.

I had this memory yesterday, June thirteenth about what my mother use to say when we kids misrepresented ourselves at a party or at any social gathering. She will wait until we finish showing off, and then say out loud.. "It don't matter how the monkey dresses, it is still a monkey".

I then found myself deeper into my past. I recall a voice telling me that if the shoe don't fit..then honey! that ain't your shoe. I believe that voice was referring to some unreachable achievement or something like that.

Live and let live, connect your tongue to your brain before speaking, and do not trust your persona entirely to others, don't entrust them even with your underwear, they may say it was dirty when you gave it to them!.

It is funny, how simple but smart made key phrases stick with you and actually teach you something. Don't be light and warm for strangers while being dark and cold for your own people!.

If you are not willing to give away something new, don't give anything at all keep your rags. Food waste is the sin of the privileged, who's sin drive others to suicide and murder.

To give the wrong advice is to murder an innocent soul. All I have in my brain is a monkey and a yo-yo! Hey.. I thought it was "dress casual" Friday! a naked worker replied.

I will be there for you in your time of crisis!, just make sure you call me either before 5 PM and not after 5:30 PM! Yes I shook your hand when we made that deal, but a lot has changed since then!.

I am sorry, The company thinks you exceed the basic knowledge required for the drive through clerk job opening ! that is what a manager says when they company do not want to hire us! There are a lot of silly, dark and very primal comments that be used with certainty at a moment or another.

They are quite simple but insightful and to the point, they make you mad, smile, laugh or think. They are the witty side of humanity, and hard times. We most learn about that primal emotion that help deliver this quotes.

Find your own phrases, and make them have a part of your business image, let's go back to basics!


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I very much enjoyed this article, thanks Jesse

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  about 7 years ago

thanks

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  about 7 years ago

Hahaha... the clever part of this article is that you could remember them all! I've been married over 20 years and my husband says I'm still coming out with a saying from time to time he hasn't heard... but could I tell you one of them? No, absolutely not until the moment required it!

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  about 7 years ago

That is the witty part, they come out when the occasion requires them.! Thanks

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  about 7 years ago

Lots of phrases are strange, aren't they? Good topic, pointing these out.

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  about 7 years ago

yes they are. Thanks so much!

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  about 7 years ago

Casual Friday's amusing:-)

  
  about 7 years ago
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