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Life As A Dog
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Life As A Dog

I am here looking up at you wagging my tail. I know if I do this long enough you will pet me!

Hmmm. No response. I will have to use my muzzle to get your attention. I know once I get my head in your lap. I will get some loving pets.

"Go lay down!" Master says.

Maybe if I linger just a little longer with my head in his lap, he will pet me. The push off tells me different. I go to my cushion to lay down. I circle three times because I need to find the best position to be in. I want to be able to activate my dog mental telepathy tool.

I lay down and am sure to be looking in the direction of my master. I kick my mental tool into high gear. "Pet me, Pet me, Pet me! I just want to be petted and loved on! Pet me, Pet me, Pet me!"

Doesn't seem to be working quite right. He is still staring at that funny looking box that has the bright moving pictures on it. I will have to kick my telepathy tool into turbo mode! I will send more intense messages!

Pet me Now! Pet me Now! Pet me Now! OH, it worked! He moved his hand down towards me. I spring into action because I know he wants to pet me now! My turbo boosted telepathy tool is working!

I arrive at my master's side just in time for him to move his hand out of the reach of my muzzle. Ding dang it! While I am this close, I will continue sending messages to him using my turbo tool. I am much closer now so he will be petting me in no time!

"I am right here, Pet me NOW! I am right here, Pet me NOW!" There must be something wrong with my telepathy tool. He is still staring at that box. I don't get it!

I must have lost my touch! OH! Here it is! My master has turned to look at me. I don't think that is a happy look! I better lay down here and then turn belly-side up. Look! Master, I am submitting.

Oh my! I am getting a belly rub! It's working, oh it's working! That feels so freaking awesome. Oh now he is scratching me in the sweet spot. Oh look at my leg scratching in mid air. Wow that feels so so good!

My master has made me the happiest dog alive! Uh oh! He stopped! Why did he stop? I wonder if it has something to do with that box over there! Oh well, back to using my telepathy tool!


Street Talk

Dogs are great and you're right all they want is our love and attention. Thanks for the article. I really enjoyed the point of view!

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  about 5 years ago

You are more than welcome, Jackelyn! I'm so glad you enjoyed the dog's point of view! I really enjoyed writing this one!

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  about 5 years ago

Enjoyed that read! Love the picture

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  about 5 years ago

Thanks so much, Maria! Means the world to me!

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  about 5 years ago

i really enjoy your writing style McK

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  about 5 years ago

Just trying to write like I think. Sometimes it works! Appreciate the compliment! Thank you!

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  about 5 years ago

It's a dog's life which isn't all that bad. Thanks for sharing

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  about 5 years ago

Yup, have thoughts like that all the time! Except for the neutered part! LOL I'm kinda attached to those parts... And your welcome!

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  about 5 years ago

Sweet! Thanks for your article.

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  about 5 years ago

Your so welcome!

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  about 5 years ago
AnnMarie  

This is hysterical! Love the way you use two different perspectives here and on the blogger post. I think you got the dog's perspective spot on! Love the picture too altho maybe the doggie in the pic is a tad more studious than the one delighting in the belly rub...somehow I feel that's beneath the dog in the pic...lol I love having pets but don't own a dog and feel I might be sticking my neck out here (with some of my SA and WA friends who have dogs) but one of my cats acts similarly. When I come home after being away all day he waits til I get comfortable, usually sitting down at the pc, and sits on the floor at my feet or jumps up beside me and persists in repeatedly meowing...it gets annoying even tho I know exactly what he's saying..."I missed you all day and I WANT LOVE NOW!!!" He wants my attention every bit as much as your pet...at least you don't have to listen to the caterwauling in addition to feeling those pleading eyes staring at you... :)

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  about 5 years ago

My wife, Kat will be writing the cat's point of view! LOL We love cats here, too! They are so much different than the dog, though! It's not even funny, well, it is once my wife get's that article done! Thanks for the read and the input!

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  about 5 years ago

Creative! Thank you:)

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  about 5 years ago

Awe! Your Welcome! The Master's point of view is at the link in the article! Enjoyed writing them, it was fun!

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  about 5 years ago

Good read... they say it is a dogs life.....

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  about 5 years ago

Yup! Oh to be a dog and sleep, eat, and poop! Wait, my dogs are fixed! I'm good being me!

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  about 5 years ago
C. Hughes  

Take that a step further and write about a dog on the farm. It worked for one author who wrote "The Art of Racing in the Rain" I bet you could do an even better job at it.

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  about 5 years ago

THAT is a great idea. Stay tuned for chapter 2! Thanks for the read and input!

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  about 5 years ago

what a great way yo write...i liked this thanks

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  about 5 years ago

Your Welcome! Thanks for the comment, Sister Kaite. My wife is wondering how we were related! Now she knows! Sister!

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  about 5 years ago
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