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Happy 22nd Birthday Whitney Tankersley
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Happy 22nd Birthday Whitney Tankersley

Hi Whitney. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday in a special way since you are a very special person. There are many birthdays that we will have but every birthday is to be celebrated with much love and care for one another. I hope you like what I write.

Birthday Jokes

  • Whitney said great news! I got a goldfish for my Birthday! But the bad news is I can't get the bowl until my next birthday!
  • Tyler Tankersley: Hey Whitney, I was going to buy you a hanker chef for your birthday. Whitney: That was a very kind thought of you to think of that. Why didn't you? Tyler: Because your nose is too big for all the hanker chefs.
  • Random person: What did you get for your birthday? Whitney: Another year!
  • Whitney: Something happened to me yesterday that will never happen to me again. Random person: what was that? Whitney: I was 21 years old yesterday.
  • Random guy to another guy: What did you get Whitney for her birthday? Other guy: I got her expensive toilet paper in a bottle. Random guy: You should've came to my house, it would've been free!
  • Random guy: Hey I think I saw a burglar come by your house Whitney. Whitney: Why did he come by my house? Random guy: I think he dropped you off a stole for your birthday.
  • Random guy: Hey Whitney, I bought you a dictionary for your birthday. Do you like it? Whitney: Yea, it's cool but I can't seem to find the words to thank you.
  • Dad: What is your favorite type of present Whitney? Whitney: Another present!
  • Whitney took a balloon and a pin and (what did the balloon say to the pin?) the balloon said to the pin Hi Buster. 
  • Whitney to close friends: I'm going to invite a bunch of your friends that I don't know very well to my birthday party so I can be surprised. Close friends: How will that surprise you? Whitney: Because if any of them come, I'll be surprised!
  • Whitney: what type of cake do they have in heaven? Dad and Mom: Angel food cake of course!

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I hope that you have a great birthday Whitney. I'm glad that you were born because you have changed my life in ways that you don't know and have done a lot of good to everything and everyone around you. You deserve only the best. I know your parents are very proud of you.

During our lifetime of many birthdays we will take many breathes. But the life we have is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Your Friend, Seth Layton


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