Stuff They Said
Join 1000's of Authors at StreetArticles Today!

Stuff they Said

Everyone reads the papers, ok not everybody, but for those that do, read the articles with a mind set to criticise them for content boarding on stupidity or maybe just plain funny when not intended to be.

It makes reading some of the garbage out there palatable and I have to do that as I read many of the papers just to extract information I think might be helpful to others. And sometimes not..

Some of the beauties past and present that really should not make the papers let alone any sort of headlines:

A current one in the Sun: The fellow who invented Viagra has been put on the honours list for "all his hard work" ok was this one just me..?

"A couple get trapped in un-locked cupboard for two days while high on drugs" this was the actual head line! Why was this newsworthy?

The police were called, by the couple themselves and had apparently made it easy for the "rescuers" to find them.

Apart from the fact that the door had no lock, the stench emanating from the cupboard due to two days of using the cupboards toilet facilities was enough to guide in a passing homeless gent with a severe case of man flu and two blocked nostrils.

One does not even want to imagine day two of their incarceration. Apparently it wasn't even their cupboard and they were done for trespassing!

And more,

"Woman dies after crack pipe and bottle of drugs are removed from her nether regions" She died after doctors had removed the rubbish because it was believed she ingested a quantity of drugs while nobody was looking! I'm speechless!

Celebrity news makes me lose the will to live, why is this next piece news? Why would anyone be interested?

Robert Pattinson catches the BUS home after celebrating new years eve with his girlfriend" and yes the BUS was in capitals. Was there something wrong with the bus? I caught a bus the other day into town.. it was just a bus not a BUS which is probably why I didn't make the papers?

Here's another one, not sure if it's a celebrity or not? I don't know of many celebrities unless they became one in the 70's and are still doing what ever it was they did to become one today.

To continue, some one called Selena Gomez had to delete a controversial Mosque photo after angering Muslims by flashing her ankles! Shock and horror, what could she have been thinking.. off with her ankles!

The World is truly a strange place but look on the bright side, it always has been, which is the subject of another article me thinks, and the trick is to not take it too seriously!


Street Talk

No comments present
You May Also Like
Fun Fair Attractions North Wales
When you hear about Fun Fair Attractions North Wales, the first thought that comes to mind is that you will probably need to wait until the fair comes to town so that you can enjoy any of the Fun Fair Rides North Wales. The good news is that this is…
By: Johny Danes in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   May 09, 2016  
0
  Likes: 0

4 Types Of Whatsapp Images That Has Potential Of Being Viral Easily
Trend of sharing whatsapp status in the form of images is really on good demand and you every one want to express their feelings in the form of pictures because pics make ten times more impact than normal text and therefore everyone using images and this trend is not only…
By: Avnish Gautam in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Mar 12, 2016  
0
  Likes: 0

Shear Your Birthday Events With Friends And Family
Happy birthday wishes wallpaper is important as an upshot of they’re the main part of a birthday celebration that anybody watches. Choosing birthday presents for girls requires quite a lot of inspiration as well as a bit of investigative work. Birthday presents for girls fall under a number of different…
By: abdulrehman1 in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Apr 30, 2014  
0
  Likes: 0

The Amature Farm
When I was 5 years old, my family made its first cross country move from Juneau, AK to Grants Pass, OR. For a while we lived in my Grandparent's basement as many of the family members have done throughout the years to get on their feet. When we finally moved…
By: Elijah J Sanders in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Jun 17, 2011  
0
  Likes: 0

The Meaning Of Life: Escort Service In Weston, Ft Lauderdale And Pompano Beach
Life has a different meaning to different people and this is because everyone doesn’t go through the same thing the next person goes through. For those people on top that never went through struggles, life is a smooth journey that has no gallops. In fact, to them there is nothing…
By: kyrie curry in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Aug 26, 2015  
0
  Likes: 0

Holiday Packing=holiday Hell
I recently won a trip to New York on a radio show. After the excitement wore off, I began to get pessimistic. (I am a -very- pessimistic person) I began to think what will go wrong? What if it's a hoax? And on and on and on. With the result…
By: margaret1 in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Nov 14, 2011  
0
  Likes: 0

Remembering Television Comedy From the 1960s
The 1960's were a time of great change, in the United States. An increase in births after World War 2, created 70 million teenagers, by the time 1960 arrived. These teenagers were eager to embrace life in a new way. The general consensus was to break free from the conservative…
By: Mary Castner Comer in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   May 19, 2011  
1
  Likes: 2

Margaret Smith Comedian 's Acclaimed Comedy is Available Now
Margaret Smith Comedian is a six-time Emmy award winning standup comedy writer, actor, and producer. Hailing from the small town of Chicago, Illinois, Margaret Smith is known primarily for her deadpan wit and pointed delivery, often being compared favorably to Eve Arden. Winner of the 1995 Annual American Comedy award…
By: Jim Green2 in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Nov 10, 2015  
0
  Likes: 0

Funny Animal Memes And Its Uses
Internet memes has been the latest revelation in the internet world. It has become so popular that it slowly became an integral part of everyone’s life. The popularity of internet memes has opened new doors for promoting a brand as well. This is also considered a very cheap way of…
By: Rose Wiliam in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Jun 18, 2015  
0
  Likes: 0

The Power Of Memes
Internet has turned out to be a folk culture. Our news feeds and inboxes are filled with trendy videos and chain emails, which are shared and circulated from one user to another. Let’s look at an example of internet meme. Say someone uploads a photo of a cat and then…
By: Rose Wiliam in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Mar 18, 2015  
0
  Likes: 0

New Way to Send Birthday Gift With Wallpapers
Happy birthday wishes wallpaper is important as an upshot of they’re the main part of a birthday celebration that anybody watches. Choosing birthday presents for girls requires quite a lot of inspiration as well as a bit of investigative work. Birthday presents for girls fall under a number of different…
By: abdulrehman1 in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Apr 30, 2014  
0
  Likes: 0

My Worst Valentine’s Day Ever
NOTE: All rights are reserved by author Zack Love but this story may be freely posted anywhere with this notice and link sexinthetitlebookdotcom. This story contains profanity and adult content. New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There’s hot tail everywhere and it’s such a big city that two-timing…
By: Zack Love in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   Feb 14, 2014  
0
  Likes: 0

Creative Ways to Use Anniversary Poems & Greetings As Gifts
Creative Ways to Use Anniversary Poems All married couples have been there. Unmarried couples, too. Your anniversary is quickly approaching and you aren’t sure what gift to give your spouse or lover. You want to find a meaningful present that will remind him or her of the love the two…
By: Narcisa in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   May 19, 2012  
0
  Likes: 0

Damn You Autocorrect
Since the world of the iPhones, Smart Phones, and Androids, texting has become a language of it's own and almost a necessity for society today. It used to be much harder to text than it is now. You used to have to hit the number that the letter was on,…
By: Ryan3 in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   May 25, 2011  
1
  Likes: 2

Make Funny Animal Memes For Social Media Websites
Success in social media does not happen overnight. You must follow a number of criteria to have a major impact and a huge success on the social media websites. Also, you must keep in mind about a number of other elements which are essential to have success on all social…
By: Rose Wiliam in  Arts and Entertainment  >  Humor   May 20, 2015  
0
  Likes: 0

Article Views: 1650    Report this Article