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While it may not seem funny at the time, believe me, you will later find you can laugh at those moments when you were embarrassed by menopause. Face ever turn beet red? I have wrote down some of the funniest stories that I attribute to the infamous menopause. I hope you can laugh a little at least stories and maybe you will leave in a better mood that when you got here.
As I was rushing around, trying to get ready for work, I realized my car keys were not on the mantle, where I usually put them. I start running back and forth from one room to another, looking under the mail, digging in the unfolded laundry. I can't find them anywhere. I finally give in to frustration and throw my hands on my hips. And feel those lost keys attached to the belt loop of my pants. Time wasted 15 minutes.
Here is a story I received in an email from a friend also menopausal:
A women in her mid-40's was returning to her car after a busy day of shopping and saw 2 men sitting in her car with the doors opened. Not one to be taken advantage of, she dropped her shopping bags and whipped out her 357 magnum and screamed at the men to get out of her car. The men, shocked to see a middle age woman pointing a mini cannon at them, fell out of the car and fled the scene.
The lady after struggling with the keys and the ignition switch, she searched the car for her cell phone, while searching the car, she realized the items she saw in the car and the interior of the car were different. Looking around the parking lot, she saw a car right beside the one she was sitting in, that looked exactly like the one sh was sitting in. As she realized what she had done, she quickly exited the car, gathered up her shopping bags and after checking for witnesses, she scurried over to the next car and tried her key. It worked.
I tried searching the internet for humorous stories relating to menopause, but guess what I couldn't find much out there that was actually funny. But I did find a few jokes, made my men, most likely. Here are a couple I found slightly amusing.
What is 10x worst than a woman in menopause?
Two women in menopause.
What is scarier a puppy, or a woman in menopause?
A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause does not exist.
Your safer teasing a grizzly bear, than telling a menopausal woman, she's moody.
I hope I don't get that bad off. Good Day.
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