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10. Repossessed
I only mention this horrifying parody of a great movie, because the actress who is portraying the girl who was possessed in the original Exorcist is THE SAME actress that portrayed the girl in the Exorcist. Linda Blair sinks to a new low next to (thinks he's) funny man, Leslie Nielsen who out stupid's himself in this Devil possession travesty.
9. End of Days
I didn't think it was possible but I noticed that seeing the Devil made Arnold's voice get even more Austrian than it already was! There are some actors that might have been born to play the Devil and Gabriel Byrne must have been hand picked by the Devil himself who said, "Yeah I pick him." He was cool and calm as he murdered and set fires. The Devil comes to NY to look for a bride before the century and the world as we know it comes to an end.
8. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
While the entire movie wasn't about the devil or hell, I have to say that the character of Satan accompanied by his lover...Saddam Hussein were all that you wanted to watch in this insanely genius cartoon. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, spend 6 days on each episode of South Park, and I have still yet to be very disappointed. Their satirical and dark wit continues to grow with each passing year of the show. The highlight of this movie is when Satan feels so emasculated by being Hussein's bitch that he hurles him from Earth down into the depths of Hell where he's pierced through the heart on a sharp rock, even though he was already killed by a pack of wild boars. Satan is the man in South Park. And even though it's South Park, this movie did get onto my top 100 favs of all time which I condensed down to my Top 10 movies of all time.
7. Little Nicky
The Devil is funny character to me since he's the last being I would ever believe in, so Beelzebub being portrayed by Mr. White from Reservoir Dogs is more than amusing to me. Harvey Keitel shares the thrown with his son Adrian as the Devil in this retarded hell on earth Adam Sandler Movie. Sandler, one of the son's of Satan and aire to the family business speaks like a person who was hit in the face with a shovel, probably because his character is suppose to have been hit in the face with a shovel. Dana Carvey has an interesting cameo after not acting in ages, and Reese Witherspoon plays Sandler's Angel Mother. The Devil wreaks havoc in central park, which comes right before Ozzy bites the head off of a Devil possessed bat. For an en joyful two hour break from using your brain, be sure to catch the devil in Little Nicky.
6. Constantine
K, so now for some serious reviewing. Even though I would rather watch a wet paper bag filled with tiny white mice act instead of Keanu Reeves, the movie itself is gripping and scary as hell if you enjoy people out acting Reeves. And that's where superior actor, Peter Stormare steps in. Stormare is an incredible choice for the son of all evil. He's tall, he's balding, he has deep sunken eyes that look like you shouldn't stare right into them and of course he's German (He's actually Swedish, but he's played so many German's, by now it just fits.) He's ruthless and cunning in this battle between human and afterlives, as he journeys to Earth to end the persecution of his people by humans by personally collecting Reeves' soul.
The top 5 devil movies, and other articles such as James Bond Villains and Nerd Movies are just a few of soon to be long list of Top 10 Movies. Suggestions for more Top 10 Lists are also encouraged!!!
Constantine is my favorite one! Especially now when there's a TV Show about it. John Constantine is the man!
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