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Charlie Sheen Quotes - Funniest Of 2011
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You may have seen or heard some of the funny Charlie Sheen quotes that have come from his most recent publicity. In an attempt to reconcile with this fans, Charlie sheens has going on what call a bit of a media blitz making appearances on the likes of Piers Morgan, Lopez tonight, TMZ, Morning Show and many of the various news networks have allocated good ol' Charlie a spot.

Lately, Jimmy Fallon has been targeting Charlie Sheen quotes in some of his comedy skits. These are getting mass Youtube hits simply because of their hilarity. The most notable spoofs are Charlie Sheens new scent (cologne), "Winning" for me taking off of Charlie Sheens quote, "I'm a winner".

HIs latest spoof was actually "Charlie Sheen Quotes Videos" targeting his current sayings that have been running wild in media, and Jimmy Fallon's bonus video was "future Charlie Sheen sayings"...predicting what could come next!

I have spent some time surfing the net, going through media and offline news publications, and simply becoming a Charlie fan for a week and have put together what I believe to be a pretty awesome list of Charlie Sheen Quotes, which I am coining here as being some of the best that you will hear from anyone in 2011!

WIthout further adieu, here is a list of my absolute favorites in a David Letterman style, My Top Ten.

Funny Quote #1: "I'm a winner"

Funny Quote #2: "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning" (LOL)

Funny Quote #3: "I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen"

Funny Quote #4: "Can't is the cancer of Happen" (???)

Funny Quote #5: "I'm here. I'm ready. They're not. Bring it."

Funny Quote #6: "That's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear, GO!"

Funny Quote #7: Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood."

Funny Quote #8: "I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they'll never other wise gonna see in their boring, normal lives"

Funny Quote #9: "Dying is for Fools"

Funny Quote #10: "look at me, DUH"

Charlie Sheen's latest move. Joining twitter. In just over 24 hours, Charlie gained more than 1 million twitter followers. I think that Ashton Kutcher and Larry King are going to have to look out....Charlie and his unbelievable sayings are coming for you!

Charlies entrance into social media may turn out to be a good thing for him as he is garnering a very large following. I guess we will find out soon whether or not Charlie is around for his next season of Two and a Half Men or is he going to get his own reality show. The latter may be much more interesting!

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Writing about topics that people are interested in, that are engaging and that are hot in the news (this does not always have to be the case). Lots of people are interested in Charlie sheen sayings. Hese days because of all the publicity he has received since his exit from two and a half men. He has become an engaging Internet sensation.

  about 1 decade ago

Hey kyle you've got some great articles there. Just a quick question, how do you get so many visitors in such a short time?

  about 1 decade ago

Rare that a day goes by now where you don't hear a "winning", "tigerblood" or "duh" in the media. Charlie for president?

  about 1 decade ago

Sheen is a pretty crazy guy and I can't believe that he's not on drugs when he said all of these things in his interview. The funny thing is that me and all my friends use his quotes when we talk and it never gets old.

  about 1 decade ago

Awesome article! Charlie Sheen is totally off his rocker, but he's a funny dude nonetheless. Not sure about the godesses either but me and all my friends throw around Sheen quotes in our daily talk! Thanks.

  about 1 decade ago
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